Mercedes- Jacopo, dear, do you feel the something coming?
Jacopo- What’s a something?
Mercedes- It’s anything that is not a this or that.
Jacopo- Oh yes I feel that. I’ve felt it since FIRST SMELL left.
Then I felt it again when ALPHA woke us up so early and put us in the smelly wet.
Mercedes- I hate being wet.
Jacopo- I hate being smelly. Why can’t he just let us keep that wonderful poo smell?
Jacopo- Wait I hear ALPHA’S Vroommer…. Now I smell a new smell! It smells like….
Jacopo and Mercedes- OUR SON!!!
And so commenced three hours of barking at the vicarage. It will be days before we manage to calm them down.